anti-spam spam...

[JoeHill]

Oh this is rich, this one made it through and I'm glad it did. Maybe it's just
me but it had me nearly wetting myself:

"Hi,
 We have noticed your email inbox has been getting more junk email 
lately, You have been chosen to check out this new
windows compatiable software solution we have been working on that 
clears out 99% of the spam email in your inbox."

1. You *would* notice that, being a spammer, no?
2. Would the remaining 1% be...you?
3. I'd be much more confident in your product if your sales team knew how to
spell "compatible".
4. I could clear 100% of the spam in my mailbox if I had a list of known
spammers, a steady-cam-mounted minigun, and 8 million rounds of ammo.

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