anti-spam spam...

[David J Patrick]

JoeHill wrote:

>Oh this is rich, this one made it through and I'm glad it did. Maybe it's just
>me but it had me nearly wetting myself:
>
>"Hi,
> We have noticed your email inbox has been getting more junk email 
>lately,
>
geez, yer watching MY email inbox ?

> You have been chosen to check out this new
>windows compatiable software solution we have been working on that 
>clears out 99% of the spam email in your inbox."
>  
>
wow, CHOSEN, lucky !

>1. You *would* notice that, being a spammer, no?
>2. Would the remaining 1% be...you?
>3. I'd be much more confident in your product if your sales team knew how to
>spell "compatible".
>4. I could clear 100% of the spam in my mailbox if I had a list of known
>spammers, a steady-cam-mounted minigun, and 8 million rounds of ammo.
>  
>
can I borrow your minigun ? I thought I saw another spammer ..
sPAM! ssPAM !
beysian filtering was never this much fun !


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