unhappy hacking keyboardless

[CLIFFORD ILKAY]

On 28/08/09 12:38 AM, David J Patrick wrote:
> CLIFFORD ILKAY wrote:
>> On 28/08/09 12:05 AM, David J Patrick wrote:
>>> (at the moment, I have to tap the ENTER key /just so/ to keep it from
>>> running away :-/
>>
>> Have you tried spraying it with circuit cleaner? 
> I'm torn between maintenance and wanton destruction...

A big bundle of firecrackers attached to the keyboard would satisfy the
latter. I've heard that if you have a big enough bundle, it'll make a
really BIG BANG but I wouldn't know anyone who, inspired by the various
Apollo missions, stuffed as many firecrackers as he could into a tin can
that he put on top of a mailbox to see how high he could make the can
fly after lighting it. Rumour has it, he nearly put the can in low earth
orbit and the top of the mailbox was dented and scorched.
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Regards,

Clifford Ilkay
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