Migrate MySQL... or not...

[Robert Brockway]

On Mon, 31 Aug 2009, tug wrote:

> Two philosophers are going for a walk, when the hear people shouting at each 
> other across the street from their upstairs windows. One turns to the other 
> and says - "These people will NEVER come to an agreement. They're arguing 
> from different premises" :)

Three mathematicians are driving past farmland in New Zealand.  They see a 
lone black sheep standing side on, on top of a hill.  They stop the car.

The first mathematician says "All keep in New Zealand are black."

The second mathematician says "No! at least one sheep in New Zealand is 
black."

The third mathematician responds "You're both wrong!  At least one half of 
one sheep in New Zealand is black."

Cheers,

Rob

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