[OT] Something about that Greenwich meridian

[Paul King]

> On 6/2/07, Brice Chaffin <bchaffin72-bJEeYj9oJeDQT0dZR+AlfA at public.gmane.org> wrote:
> > Reminds me the reasons we no longer use Sympatico or Bell. They never
> > got anything right, and I remember my wife having a few choice
> > descriptions of Emily.:)
> 
> 
> Emily is awesome!  I love voice-recognition systems.  I can verbally
> abuse them and be completely guilt-free!

You also gotta love that theme flourish at the start, just before she announces 
herself.

I had an idea for the start of a sketch:

E = Emily
C = Caller (male)

E: Tell me what you are you calling about?
C: (pants) Oooh, Emily ... I want to make love to you like a wild animal!!
E: I'm sorry I don't understand you. Could you please describe in more detail?

... and on it goes. I had an idea for a dialogue, but to make this work, I 
would have to call Emily and find out in some detail what her standard 
questions and responses are, and be verbally harassing and see how she deals 
with it, avoiding cuss words or anything that might flag me. I just can't be 
bothered. Just thinking about Emily is an annoyance. 

Others can feel free to continue the dialogue. It'll be a Creative Commons 
thing :-)

Regards

Paul King

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