[OT]: For Fun

[G. Matthew Rice]

"Scott Elcomb" <psema4-Re5JQEeQqe8AvxtiuMwx3w at public.gmane.org> writes:
> LOL - Hrmmm..  I'd have a hard time choosing between Einstein and
> Cthulu for sure.
> 
> Cthulu (or Einstein!) for president!  =)

Not a hard choice; Einstein is dead and he already refused the presidency of
Israel.

My favourites are:

"It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it
and remove all doubt."
        - Samuel Clemens

"I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
        - Groucho Marx

"A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours wasted."
        - James T. Kirk

"We're a web nothing! Baby seals get more hits!"
        - BOFH

"A witty saying proves nothing"
         - Voltaire

"Specialisation is for insects!"
        - Robert Heinlein

"The best size for a committee is three, with two of the members dead."
        - Don't know who said this one.

"I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated"
        - okay, maybe this isn't a real quote...

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