jobs in Linux / IT

[Neil Watson]

On Tue, Dec 20, 2005 at 09:20:41PM -0500, phil wrote:
>My favorite of that style was: five years of Java and three years of 
>object-oriented programming.
>
>And the people who write illogical requirements always want someone who 
>"communicates well".  How could they judge?  :-)

Job posting jargon:

"Fast passed environment": Management constantly changes its mind.
"Ability to prioritize goals": Because management cannot.
"10 years experience with Windows 2000": Because we have a time machine.
"... in a 24x7 environment":  We are understaffed so you must work
overtime.

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