Posting went thru?

[Anthony de Boer]

Henry Spencer wrote:
> On Wed, 3 Aug 2005, Sy wrote:
> > > Yes, including an evil MS word document.
> > 
> > Oh.. I'm sure any good Linux sysadmin can write a perl script to
> > interpret those.  ;)
> 
> Nah, it just takes a shell script:
> 
> 	rm -f *.doc

and it even has a manpage:


rm(1)                                                                    rm(1)

NAME
       rm - Read Microsoft utility

SYNOPSIS
       rm -rf file.doc

DESCRIPTION
       This  command  reads and interprets Microsoft[tm]-formatted .doc files.
       It incorporates an advanced Artificial Intelligence which examines  the
       document  files  in question and directs anything worth reading in them
       to standard output.  For your safety,  files  containing  virusses  are
       deleted.

OPTIONS
       -f     "Fast" option; improves execution speed.

       -rf    "Really Fast", further improving execution speed.

HISTORY
       This command predates Microsoft[tm] Word[tm].

BUGS
       The implicit assumption that ``All the world's a Windows box'' is iden-
       tified as a virus.

                                 Unix Commands                           rm(1)

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