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<div class="Section1"><b><span style="font-size: 13.5pt; color: black;">There
are probably some on this list who still understand the rhythm of the
dialogue below.<br>
For those who aren't, see <a class="moz-txt-link-freetext" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sShMA85pv8M</a><br>
<br>
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<p class="MsoNormal"> <b><i><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black;">ABBOTT:
</span></i></b><i><span style="font-size: 14pt; color: black;">Hello
this is Future Shop. Can I help you?<b><br>
<br>
COSTELLO: </b>Thanks I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
thinking about buying a computer. <br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Mac?<b><br>
<br>
COSTELLO: </b>No, the name's Lou.<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Your computer?<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO</b>: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.<b><br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Mac?<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>I told you, my name's Lou.<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>What about Windows? <br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>Why? Will it get stuffy in here?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Do you want a computer with Windows?<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?<b><br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Wallpaper.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.<b> <br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Software for Windows?<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?<b><br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Office.<b><br>
<br>
COSTELLO: </b>Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?<b> <br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>I just did.<b><br>
<br>
COSTELLO: </b>You just did what?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Recommend something.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>You recommended something?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Yes.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>For my office?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Yes.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>OK, what did you recommend for my office?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Office.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>Yes, for my office!<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>I recommend Office with Windows.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say
I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I
need? <b><br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Word.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>What word?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Word in Office.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>The only word in office is office.<b><br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>The Word in Office for Windows.<b><br>
<br>
COSTELLO: </b>Which word in office for windows?<b> <br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>The Word you get when you click the blue 'W'.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>I'm going to click your blue 'w' if you don't start with
some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have
anything I can track my money with?<b> <br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Money.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>That's right. What do you have?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Money.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>I need money to track my money?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>It comes bundled with your computer.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>What's bundled with my computer?<b> <br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Money.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>Money comes with my computer?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Yes. No extra charge.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>One copy.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>Isn't it illegal to copy money?<b> <br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.<br>
<b><br>
COSTELLO: </b>They can give you a license to copy money?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Why not? THEY OWN IT!<b><br>
<br>
(A few days later)<br>
<br>
ABBOTT: </b>Hello, this is Future Shop. Can I help you?<b> <br>
<br>
COSTELLO: </b>How do I turn my computer off?<br>
<b><br>
ABBOTT: </b>Click on 'START'.............</span></i> <br>
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