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SCO Code in Linux cannot
be displayed</span></h1>
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stolen code you are looking for is currently unavailable. The operating
system that you are accusing of copyright violation does not have
stolen SCO code. You may need to reference the GPL and lower your crack
smoking dosage.</font></td>
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<li>Click the <a href="http://www.sco.com/ibmlawsuit/"
border="0"> <img border="0" src="refresh.gif"
alt="refresh.gif (82 bytes)" align="middle" width="13" height="16"></a>
"Lying out of your Ass" button, or try again later.<br>
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<li>If you are Darl McBride and
typed in <span style="font-weight: bold;">"How do I save my
dying company from the Open Source community?"</span>, you should
instead type in <span style="font-weight: bold;">"Instructions for
filing a Corporate Dissolution"</span>.<br>
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<li>If you can now remember that you
released Caldera Linux code under the GPL and realize that it now no
longer belongs to you but instead the Open Source community, <a href="http://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/constitution.overview.html"
border="0">click
here</a> to read the Constitution of the United States of America to
see if you can find a reason that the GPL is in violation of Article 1,
Section 8. </li>
<li>If you are afraid that one day you may
accidently release source code under the GPL again, <a href="http://www.microsoft.com"
border="0">click here</a> to learn how to "weld
the hood" on poorly written code.<br>
If you would like to know how to create the best software on
Earth, click <a href="http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/free-sw.html"
border="0">
<img border="0" src="detect.gif" alt="Quality Software"
align="middle" width="16" height="16"> Quality
Software HOWTO</a> </li>
<li> If you are looking for a target for
your $3 billion dollar law suit, <a href="http://www.ibm.com"
border="0">click
here</a>. </li>
<li>If you are wanting to know how intelligent people would disassemble and analyze the faulty arguments in your outrageous claim, <a href="http://groklaw.net" title="excellent source of legal articles about SCO v. Linux"> use this resource</a>.
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find Stolen SCO Code In Linux Error<br>
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